Last Updated: August 13, 2023.
Welcome to JamesRuth.com. By accessing this site, you agree to these legally non-binding terms.
No Impersonation: Pretending to be James Ruth is strictly prohibited. If you can sing, act, and troubleshoot a computer simultaneously, consider starting your own website.
No Theatre Without James: As quoted by Elena Araoz, "We can't do theatre without a person like you, James." So, if you're planning to do theatre, you better have a James Ruth or it's just not legit.
Bat Boy Fan Club: If you're here because of James' portrayal of the Bat Boy, welcome! No capes or fangs required for membership.
Dramaturg Appreciation: If you don't know what a Dramaturg is, you're not alone. But they're essential, and James is a level-103 Dramaturg, which we think is pretty impressive. No downplaying the Dramaturg!
IT Solutions: If you're here for IT solutions, James can help. But if you're here because your printer isn't working, James is an actor, not a magician.
Feedback: If you have feedback about James' performance, great! If you have feedback about this website's color scheme, remember James is also a trained IT professional, so be nice.
Contacting James: Feel free to reach out, but no spamming with offers to increase website traffic or to sell him a bridge.
Final Note: These terms are meant for fun and are not legally enforceable. If you have any real concerns, maybe contact James? He seems like a cool guy.